it's about time.....

The new "man couch" boasts the following features...

* Two Domino's Heat Wave hot bags

* A mini refrigerator

* A Coca- Cola beverage cooler

* Remote control caddy and bottle opener

* Built-in Xbox with three controllers

* Built-in MP3 player

* Built-in XM Radio

* Built-in NEXTEL cellular phone and a NASCAR headset

* Built-in DVD player and two flat screen televisions

* And a megaphone to complain about bad referree calls

The couch can recline back, and the head rests double as paper towel holders. The white cabinet fronts at the bottom of the couch pull out to reveal the Xbox consoles.