flight of the conchords, s01e10: "new fans"

hahahaha

Bret: Mel, these scrambled eggs are terrific.
Mel: Thank you, Bret.
Rain: Yeah, thanks for the food. It's really nice.
Mel: Thank you. What was your name again?
Rain: It's Rain.
Mel: Oh, that's nice. Kind of like bad weather. I remember your name from the fan list. I check it regularly. Do you check it regularly?
Rain: No.
Mel: No? Do you not have a computer, or...
Rain: No, I do have a computer.
Mel: Oh, you can't read.