a power nap is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you... how fast does a zebra have to run before it looks... grey?

hiking is just walking where it's okay to pee
sometimes old people hike by mistake

hot potato is a very different game when the people are starving

then it's more like, my potato

it's burning my fingertips but i dont give a damn... free potato!

i saw a guy walking down the street and he waved at me
then he said, sorry i thought you were someone else
i said, i am.

help! i've fallen into a well and i'm trapped... ladies.

what size are you? "actual."

if you need anything, i'm jill.
and i said, oh my god! i never met anyone with a conditional identity

what if i don't need anything? who are you?