wow... um... writer's field day?

oh, come on, at least have a problem.

maybe.

you dont have the right to have a problem.

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i gotta go. i gotta go meet don at the who cares what pelpe thin cafe

where if someone sees something that they want, they just have it. AND it's the best thing they've ever had. because that meal's been practicing yoga for seven years. in case you missed it, that meal meant me. i'm bad at metaphors but great at sex.


better off ted, s01e02


"i like your skin. i wish there was a way we could peel it off your face and attach it to mine. oh, and you would regrow new skin that you'd like just as much."



s01e03

As Victoria put it, "The company's position is that it's actually the opposite of racist, because it's not targeting black people. It's just ignoring them. They insist the worst people can call it is 'indifferent.'"

But at least it could see Hispanics, Asians, Pacific Islanders and Jews!


s01e04

you dont think that's... wrong?

wrong? how should i know what's wrong? what am i, some greek philosopher


s01e09

how you doing? i'm brody. i was assigned to this office - with this beautiful, exotic lady.

i'm not exotic. i'm asian. there are more of us than there are of you, so statistically, you're the exotic one. HAHAA

what? wait... what?

you heard the statistically average lady.