none of these are problems.

left my headphones on my desk so i have to what, read? talk to humans? WRITE?! today at work. life is too long. also it's friday aka telemarketers-remember-they-have-to-meet-their-quota-for-the-week so the sales calls do not end. please never cold call anyone and open with "how are you?" full stop. i will hang up on you. life is too short.