things zach woods came up with tonight: -(as a father to his struggling daughter) you're just a non-native species to middle school. -(as an awkward date) i'm not very good with humor. i know it's important to a lot of people, but when i do it just sounds like a bad lie. you know what i like about your face? i just want to smash it - in a good way - into a parallelogram. (as a little girl's dog's ghost) "well, god told me to stay, and he meant forever."