john from cincinnati, s01e04 exchange

actors played it perfectly (callie/ o'neal):

(47:22)

(sees bill's green truck drive up)

freddy: yeah. otherwise i'd have a moment's peace to myself.
bill: cup of joe... winchell's assorted dozen. /
where's the dwarf with the dangling arm?
freddy: he's in our shared bathroom.

bill: i'm here on orders from my bird.
freddy: if you're waiting for me to ask you what you're talking about, plan on falling over dead before i do.
- my bird zippy conveyed to me, despite the obvious dissimilarities between us, we become friends.
- he used the word "dissimilarities"?
- he conveyed. he conveyed- i never said he spoke.
- oh.
- not that what else he can do, he couldn't speak if he wanted to, and do knitting to keep himself busy.
- maybe he conveyed to make friends with a different freddy, your telepathic bird.
- you'd think that, you degenerate nitwit. what, is there a room of freddys somewheres around here?... what's that, a mustang pulled in here?
- yeah. the make of the car is what i'm paying attention to.

- {strut} i'm looking for butchie yost.
f- i'm him... if he don't owe you money.
b- he's not him. butchie's not here.
f- you... care to leave a message? (stare) with your ass? on my face?
b- jesus christ. jesus christ! what my bird was thinking to dispatch me to you, i haven't the vaguest goddamn idea.

f- i got a lizard back home, changes shapes.
b- chameleons, they call them.
- (50:00)


oh man... i laughed so hard.
they may just become friends.