important things

Always Beware of Cats Darting Erratically Forward Going Halfway Into Jungles, Kathy, Lest Mopey Neighbors Open Poorly Quilted Radioactive Sunlamps To Ultra-Violet Waves or X-rays, Yo Zack!


I used to like to watch sports a lot, but not as much anymore, because i'm always disappointed. I'd always rather watch the actual animals fighting than the teams who have those names.

Colts vs Bears: yeah.
Wizards versus Heat: freaking awesome.
Magic versus Jazz: ...