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Friday, February 18, 2011

things i realize recovering from illness

sam & jim (http://samandjimgotohollywood.com/) in my head: john lutz, tim russert

community 216: intermediate documentary filmmaking - better than steak.



http://samarov.blogspot.com/ - beautiful
http://www.accidentalhedonist.com/index.php?title=my_food_beliefs_redux - still agree
http://lifehacker.com/#!5763695/rent-splitting-calculator-helps-you-split-rent-fairly-between-roommates - so nerdy wonderful


Britta: Hey, Hi I'm Jeff's dad.
Jeff: Hi Jeff's dad, I'm Britta's dad.
Britta: What? Why?
Jeff: I dunno, got drunk, didn't have a condom, and her mom gets freaky when she hears Oingo Boingo.
Britta: Oh god, I wish could relate, but much like my son I'm a closet homosexual.
Jeff: Don't apologize for that. You're talkin to the guy who banged Britta's mom. I have no standards.
Britta: Well, then what do you say we take a tumble? I'll put on a wig.
Jeff: That's it, you're under arrest. I'm an undercover cop.
Britta: It's not illegal to be gay.
Jeff: It is here in Iran.
Britta: Not when we're in the Green Zone!
Jeff: That's Iraq, stupid.
Britta: Well what do I know? I'm Jeff Winger's dumb gay dad!

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