http://tomandlorenzo.com/2015/04/outlander-lallybroch/

Jamie: Claire, would you tell me more about airplanes and elephants while I go down on you? Claire: Well, if you insist. Jamie: Wait, nevermind. We’re here. Lallybroch! *bagpipes* Jamie: I have to warn you now, Claire; when I walk through those gates, I’ll probably start acting like a right arsehole. Claire: Darling, you’re not my first Laird. Jamie: I’m not your first anything.