the office season 5, episode 1: "weight loss"

Michael Scott: Does anyone have any idea what the number one cause of death is in this country.
Dwight Schrute: Shotgun weddings.
Jim Halpert: That's not what that is.


hahahhahah




i fight the tension between keeping a sense of humor about everything and using the same to stay detached from reality every day.




also, i like to read my nonfiction and watch my fiction.






my new favorite joke:

Two ducks are swimming on a lake. One duck says to the other duck, “Quack. Quack.” The other duck looks at him and says, “I was just about to say that!”










ways i am stereotypically asian american:
1) i LOVE bargains
2) i love rice - i would sleep in a bed of rice if i could!!
3) i keep things for a long time - cant stand throwing stuff out
4) hmm what else? oh in eighth grade i took an html class at community college. i liked computers (and apparently school) that much.
5) i saw my first asian on asian on-screen kiss the other day - it was weird - and i am 22
6) i read angryasianman.com?
7) but margaret cho scares me
8) i used to like boba but now not so much
9) i fill up on samples at costco!
10) i LOVE (to?) karaoke. but, like, 90s pop songs and metal ballads, not that jay chou guy. [lets go!]
11) im from the bay area...?
12) i love frozen yogurt!! especially the tart kind. and it's funny how SWIRL is crowded with asians all the time (ive filled two stamp cards there already)












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i run in the path of your commandments, o lord, for you have set my heart free.
[psalm 119:32]