flight of the conchords, s01e04

hahaha. if life were like on tv

murray: can i be chandler?
jemaine: but i'm more like chandler. i say, i say witty things. i have witticism.
murray: no, you don't. you're mopey.
jemaine: yeah, i'm sarcastic. i would just say something sarcastic and you'd not really notice, but the audience would really appreciate it.


(at the "party")
you see that? jemaine and i know what that is.
yeah, i recognize them.
they're breasts.
oh. i thought it was a monster... with big ears.


friend scale:
"that was a definite bump in the y-axis!"
"well, that was a drop in the y-axis."