find a place to pray, and be there every day.

Eequalsmchammertime 4 points 5 days ago Hey Pete, fellow weirdo here! Love the new show. You are the best visual comedian I have ever heard, you really make me feel like I'm in the joke. I just have two questions for you. 1.) Where do you find the most inspiration for your jokes? 2.) How much of the monologues on the show are scripted and how much is improve? Thanks for doing this. I hope you have a lot more success. [–]PeteHolmeshere[S] 13 points 5 days ago 1) anything that is rooted in some base emotion. fear, desire, joy. i have "sex, needs, fear, love" written on my white board. also, anything that takes people from disempowered (life happens to me) to empowered (i happen to life) is interesting to me. like Breaking Bad. Walt has cancer, disempowered. Walt cooks meth, empowered. Or all of rap, really. I had nothing, now i'm a rapper. I like that in comedy: i was sad, now i make myself happy. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1r2z7i/pete_holmes_from_the_pete_holmes_show_here_ask_me/cdj2gl6 /// write alt-takes "this scene, but the other two girls are there instead"

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all the bands i like on facebook mean "please take me with you to their show" and not a penny more

not doing milk and sugar right now but apparently i can use them on my face #exfoliate

kate flannery mark feuerstein janie haddad! pardo patrol https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=katie+dippold+conan&page=&utm_source=opensearch

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well hello teamcoco

“We are too young to realize that certain things are impossible... So we will do them anyway.”

wow!

figured it out: mel brooks' relative was endorsing me. http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2013/08/how-to-become-a-tv-writer/karey-dornetto - ask ask ask. but also, create.

huh. this weird staying awake even though i'm tired is edging.

"They met on the set of her first movie." "What a young age to be irreparably changing their lives!" "Well, I think they liked each other and went on from there." /// "I noticed you checking your watch... you're not even wearing a watch!" "There's a sundial on the ceiling." "You just have to sit there?" "That's why there's a chair!!!"

"good tired and getting ready for bed" must be what a sunset feels like.

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