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Sunday, March 31, 2019

jerry saltz 33 rules

https://www.vulture.com/2018/11/jerry-saltz-how-to-be-an-artist.html
Don’t think good or bad. Think useful, pleasurable, strange.
Lesson 11: Listen to the Crazy Voices in Your Head I have my own sort of School of Athens in my head. A team of rivals, friends, famous people, influences dead and alive. They’re all looking over my shoulder as I work; none of them are mean. All make observations, recommendations, etc. I use music a lot. I think, Okay, let’s begin this piece with a real pow! Like Beethoven. Or the Barbara Kruger in my head says, Make this sentence short, punchy, declarative, aggressive. Led Zeppelin chimes in with, Try a hairy experiment here; let it all show. All the Sienese paintings I’ve ever seen beg me, Make it beautiful. D. H. Lawrence is pounding on the table, Alexander Pope is making me get a grip, Wallace Stevens listens to my language and recommends words, Whitman pushes me on, my inner Melville gets grandiose, and Proust drives me to make longer and longer sentences till they almost break, and my editor cuts these into eighths or edits them down to one. (Writers need editors. No exceptions.) These voices will always be there for when things get tough.
Lesson 14: Compare Cats and Dogs Okay, this sounds ridiculous, but call your dog and it comes right over to you, placing its head in your lap, slobbering, wagging its tail: a miraculous direct communication with another species. Now call your cat. It might look up, twitch a bit, perhaps go over to the couch, rub against it, circle once, and lie down again. What am I saying? In seeing how the cat reacted, you are seeing something very close to how artists communicate. The cat is not interested in direct communication. The cat places a third thing between you and it and relates to you through this third thing. Cats communicate abstractly, indirectly. As Carol Bove says, “You don’t just walk up to beauty and kiss her on the mouth!” Artists are cats. (And they can’t be herded.)
Lesson 15: Understand That Art Is Not Just for Looking At Art does something. In the past 100 years or so, art has been reduced to being mainly something we look at in clean, white, well-lit art galleries and museums. Art has been limited this way, made a passive thing: another tourist attraction to see, take a picture in front of, and move on from. But for almost its entire history, art has been a verb, something that does things to or for you, that makes things happen. Holy relics in churches all over the world are said to heal. Art has been carried into war; made to protect us, curse a neighbor, kill someone; been an aid in getting pregnant or preventing pregnancy. There are huge, beautiful, multicolored, intricately structured Navajo sand paintings used in ceremonies to ask the gods for assistance. The eyes painted on Egyptian sarcophagi are not there for us to see; they are there so the interred person can watch. The paintings inside the tombs were meant to be seen only by beings in the afterlife.
Do you want the real definition of success? The best definition of success is time — the time to do your work.
Lesson 22: It Takes Only a Few People to Make a Career Exactly how many? Let’s count. Dealers? You need only one dealer — someone who believes in you, supports you emotionally, pays you promptly, doesn’t play too many mind games; who’ll be honest with you about your crappy or great art, who does as much as possible to spread your work out there and try to make money from it, too. This dealer doesn’t have to be in New York. Collectors? You need only five or six collectors who will buy your work from time to time and over the years, who really get what you’re up to, who are willing to go through the ups and downs, who don’t say, “Make them like this.” Each of these six collectors might talk to six other collectors about your work. Even if you have only six collectors, that’s enough for you to make enough money to have enough time to make your work. Critics? It would be nice to have two or as many as three critics who seem to get what you’re doing. It would be best if these critics were of your generation, not geezers like me. Curators? It would be nice to have one or two curators of your generation or a little older who would put you in shows from time to time. That’s it! Twelve people. Surely your crappy art can fake out 12 stupid people! I’ve seen it done with only three or four supporters. I’ve seen it done with one! ... I can’t sugarcoat this next part: Some people are better connected than others. They get to 12 faster. The art world is full of these privileged people. You can hate them. I do. It is unfair and unjust and still in operation around women and artists of color especially, not to mention artists over 40. This needs to change and be changed. By all of us.
Lesson 24: Artists Must Be Vampires Stay up late every night with other artists around your age. Show up. Go to openings, events, parties, wherever there are more than two of your kind.
As artist Laurel Nakadate has observed, being a parent is already very much like being an artist. It means always lugging things around, living in chaos, doing things that are mysterious or impossible or scary. As with art, children can drive you crazy all day, make you wish all this could go away. Then in a single second, at any point, you are redeemed with a moment of intense, transformative love.

Friday, March 29, 2019

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Thursday, March 28, 2019

20k tweets whew

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

(spending the week in an office) my legs ache from the standing desk. my ass hurts when i sit for too long. guess i just wasn't made for these times* (* working hours)

Sunday, March 24, 2019

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Saturday, March 23, 2019

3/23: new house, new car, new job. less than three

Friday, March 22, 2019

“The most grownup thing you can do is fail at things you really care about.”

Thursday, March 21, 2019

magic af

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

you know how target knew that lady was pregnant before she did. instagram keeps lighting me up as a beef jerky enthusiast. i drink kombucha too! #wellrounded

Monday, March 18, 2019

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Sunday, March 17, 2019

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Friday, March 15, 2019

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https://www.instyle.com/celebrity/sandra-oh-aging-hollywood

LB: Do you think you’d make a good spy? SO: Terrible spy. I’m really not good at playing card games. No poker face. I make my money by expressing myself.

more of a yacht rock assistant than a rockstar one sorry boss, i'm more of a yacht rock assistant just a yacht rock assistant in a rockstar room

Thursday, March 14, 2019

just put norman lear's extremely gracious words through my anger translator and you know it's a lifetime curse on your house

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Wednesday, March 13, 2019

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Tuesday, March 12, 2019

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Friday, March 01, 2019

me + pajamamen = love again

thanks to duggar beede garcia and chris shaw!